Dr. Melk, Madame Helicopter, and the Funk Apocalypse

from by Beer and Pretzels



Is your heart healthy enough for sex? (I think so)
Well, you're about to find out.
I've got a PH.D. You can visit me anytime. The doctor is in.
He is a real M.D. with every std. Shit, the doctor is in.
There's no need to schedule an appointment. I'm always on call. (dial 911)
I am pasteurized. I am homogenized. I am chilled and packed with vitamin D.
He kept a bass guitar next to the sundry jars. Fuck, the doctor is in.
That's a cool guitar. What about that one? That's a bass, mom!
Gonorrhea! Hepatitis!


from Cowboy Lotion, released December 26, 2018


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