Sizzler, 1991

from by Beer and Pretzels



All over America, a quiet revolution is taking place.
There is no difference between giving a shit and taking a shit.
Don't forget to flush.
Right about now you’re gonna find out
That your calling’s been a wrong number.
Be a true creator or regurgitator.
No one cares ‘til you’re put in the ground.
Grab the cookie cutter; play it like the others.
Same band with a hundred different names.
Never find success; make it through the mess.
Get out now while you still have the chance.
Set them up just to knock them down.
Will choices and selections stimulate the economy?
We will see. Sell me a brand that's synonymous with failure,
Because a future without pigs is not a life worth living to me.


from Cowboy Lotion, released December 26, 2018


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